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Katma Pagtare and her brah lookin’ smoking hawt at the end of the year Bard Bash.
Favorite article: bad ass leather moto jacket. mmm, wanna wrap me in some cow right about now, and I usually don’t like being wrapped in mammal flesh…

Katma Pagtare and her brah lookin’ smoking hawt at the end of the year Bard Bash.

Favorite article: bad ass leather moto jacket. mmm, wanna wrap me in some cow right about now, and I usually don’t like being wrapped in mammal flesh…

Adorable Meg Gilbert and I at room draw… we look down, and notice our twinzer outfits… oh the Bard Uni…. hahaha

Adorable Meg Gilbert and I at room draw… we look down, and notice our twinzer outfits… oh the Bard Uni…. hahaha

Just your regular Saturday night in an old schoolhouse turned apartment in Tivoli. Classy Emma Rose was spotted getting her party on with a cig in one hand and bud in the other. Sorry about the photo quality (or lack there of), sometimes the iPhone camera isn’t quite up to par… only sometimes.

Just your regular Saturday night in an old schoolhouse turned apartment in Tivoli. Classy Emma Rose was spotted getting her party on with a cig in one hand and bud in the other. Sorry about the photo quality (or lack there of), sometimes the iPhone camera isn’t quite up to par… only sometimes.

The second Masha Motkova walked out of Olin, I couldn’t help but instantly stare and need a photograph… Creepy, yes… Beyond me, no… Totally worth it, BIEN SUR!
Every element of this outfit fit together in the finished product so seamlessly. My favorites are the floral scarf worn as a sun protector bonnet, the high waisted daisy dukes (that we are all excited to be busting out again!!), and the stripped knee highs. ooh la la!
While this photograph is a little too overexposed, who can really complain about 70+ degree weather at Bard on the first day of spring break?

The second Masha Motkova walked out of Olin, I couldn’t help but instantly stare and need a photograph… Creepy, yes… Beyond me, no… Totally worth it, BIEN SUR!

Every element of this outfit fit together in the finished product so seamlessly. My favorites are the floral scarf worn as a sun protector bonnet, the high waisted daisy dukes (that we are all excited to be busting out again!!), and the stripped knee highs. ooh la la!

While this photograph is a little too overexposed, who can really complain about 70+ degree weather at Bard on the first day of spring break?

Kat Pastore looking mad smokin’ in dem golfer pantaloons! I’m sure you’ve all see this fire cracker around campus… Be it smoking Chinese cigarettes or snagging some pizza and fries at Kline… Xoxo happy spring break to all! Hope you are all hitting the green like Kat! 

Kat Pastore looking mad smokin’ in dem golfer pantaloons! I’m sure you’ve all see this fire cracker around campus… Be it smoking Chinese cigarettes or snagging some pizza and fries at Kline… Xoxo happy spring break to all! Hope you are all hitting the green like Kat! 

Carrie Lucio-Zwieback celebrating the sunshine in this perfect acid wash teal mini dress, black (right?) knee highs, and classic navy prairie lace-up booties.
TOTALLY HIP N’ COOL!
Hope everyone had as great of a weekend as I did!
1 more week, then bikinis and
Piña coladas!

Carrie Lucio-Zwieback celebrating the sunshine in this perfect acid wash teal mini dress, black (right?) knee highs, and classic navy prairie lace-up booties.

TOTALLY HIP N’ COOL!

Hope everyone had as great of a weekend as I did!

1 more week, then bikinis and

Piña coladas!

Jack (ass)
I don’t know if it is kosher that I put myself on this blog…
But in my defense, the whole outfit must be credited to Dora Bowman. If you are unfamiliar with this woman, stop being a stranger and say hi! She has the beeeest style, and lucky for me, she is the same size in clothes and shoes (hard to find being 5’10”, with size 10 shoe!)
New York I love you!

Jack (ass)

I don’t know if it is kosher that I put myself on this blog…

But in my defense, the whole outfit must be credited to Dora Bowman. If you are unfamiliar with this woman, stop being a stranger and say hi! She has the beeeest style, and lucky for me, she is the same size in clothes and shoes (hard to find being 5’10”, with size 10 shoe!)

New York I love you!

King Kaplan
Home Slice, Abby Kaplan looking hipster chic in her Garmet District 80s jacket, lacey mini dress, Beyonce hoops (hard to see, but always hot), and adorable off-white kitten heels.
“What’s that you say, I will put it in my (stolen Ace) pipe and smoke it!”

King Kaplan

Home Slice, Abby Kaplan looking hipster chic in her Garmet District 80s jacket, lacey mini dress, Beyonce hoops (hard to see, but always hot), and adorable off-white kitten heels.

“What’s that you say, I will put it in my (stolen Ace) pipe and smoke it!”

Freaky (fun) Friday!
My dearest roommate Lily and I finally ventured off campus to a party at the man house this weekend, after having only traveled to CVS for the past month and a half. How was the party you ask? A great dance scene in the basement and this groovy outfit! Nuff’ said, no? I really think only Iga Mrozek has enough swag (not to mention the bod) to pull this shit off!

Freaky (fun) Friday!

My dearest roommate Lily and I finally ventured off campus to a party at the man house this weekend, after having only traveled to CVS for the past month and a half. How was the party you ask? A great dance scene in the basement and this groovy outfit! Nuff’ said, no? I really think only Iga Mrozek has enough swag (not to mention the bod) to pull this shit off!

Tiki Boutique is a true gem in the rough in Red Hook’s otherwise rather mundane shop selection… With a variety of items ranging from classic cowboy boots, to vintage Prada bags, to boutique-made summery dresses, to slutty denim cut offs (I snagged the sale pair for $5!) this store is perfect for any Bard student (or wannabe local). Meg Gilbert took a break from searching for possible dresses for her Roman voyage this summer, and is seen here looking like a diva in this relaxed fit sparkling party top! Lo amo molto bambina!
During the 60’s, drug use was in fashion in the U.S. 
-Bill Toomey

Tiki Boutique is a true gem in the rough in Red Hook’s otherwise rather mundane shop selection… With a variety of items ranging from classic cowboy boots, to vintage Prada bags, to boutique-made summery dresses, to slutty denim cut offs (I snagged the sale pair for $5!) this store is perfect for any Bard student (or wannabe local). Meg Gilbert took a break from searching for possible dresses for her Roman voyage this summer, and is seen here looking like a diva in this relaxed fit sparkling party top! Lo amo molto bambina!

During the 60’s, drug use was in fashion in the U.S.

-Bill Toomey

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